[ti:英语小达人每天10分钟诙谐篇] [ar:恒星英语学习网 www.hxen.com] [al:英语小达人每天10分钟-诙谐篇] [by:恒星英语学习网 www.hxen.com] [00:00.01]Unit 9 Bartender, Give Me Another! 单元 9 酒保,再来一杯! [00:10.12]A man walks into a bar. 有个人走进酒吧, [00:16.51]He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, 一副醉醺醺的模样摇摇晃晃地走到吧台, [00:18.20]seats himself on a stool and asks the bartender for a drink. 往凳子一坐,向酒吧要杯酒喝。 [00:25.49]The bartender politely informs the man 酒保客气地跟那个人说他看起来已经醉了, [00:25.47]that it appears he is drunk and cannot be served any more alcohol. 不能再给他酒喝, [00:34.03]The bartender offers to call a cab for him.并提议要帮他叫部计程车。 [00:38.01]The drunk is briefly surprised, 醉汉一时错愕, [00:33.36]then softly scoffs, grumbles, 随即轻声地边嘲笑边发牢骚, [00:35.76]climbs down from the bar stool, and leaves.从吧台凳子上爬下来走人。 [00:46.25]A few minutes later, 过了几分钟, [00:47.16]the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the same bar. 同样那名醉汉又踉跄地从同一间酒吧的侧门进来 [00:51.26]He hollers for a drink. 叫喊着要酒喝。 [00:54.31]The bartender comes over and refuses service to the man 酒保过来说不能给他酒喝, [00:56.58]and again offers to call a cab. 再次提议帮他叫部计程车。 [01:01.19]The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily,curses, 醉汉生气地看了酒保一阵子 [01:03.10]and shows himself out the side door. 咒骂了一下,从侧门离开。 [01:08.30]A few minutes later, 又过了几分钟, [01:09.82]the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. 同样那名醉汉从酒吧后门闯进来, [01:11.89]He sits on the bar stool, and orders a drink. 坐在吧台凳子上要点酒喝。 [01:17.54]The bartender comes over and reminds the man that he is drunk and will be served no drinks. 酒保过来提醒他说他已经醉了,不能再给他酒喝; [01:23.19]He then tells him that he can either call a cab or the police immediately.接着告诉他,看是要立刻叫计程车还是叫警察。 [01:31.12]The surprised drunk looks at the bartender says,"醉汉吃惊地看着酒保说:“ [01:40.56]Man!How many bars do you work at?"我的天!你到底在几家酒吧工作啊?”